'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'
Yep, I laughed out loud
I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke
this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail
are pringles flammable?
i guess they are
I admire tumblr’s dedication to science.
i dont understand giveaways
like who the fuck just has an extra macbook
my favorite method of studying is crying a little and hoping for the best right before the test
when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon
it’s not an obsession until you search for fanfiction
It’s not a true obsession until you run out of fanfiction to read.
*tries to watch a 40 minute episode in 20 minutes at 5am*
I’ve attemped this
That lil dance you do to the microwave when your food is ready
#sometimes i just feel the need to remind people #that spike ended up being one of THE single most important people in buffy’s life #someone that she NEEDED#someone that she LOVED #but they did not start out as friends or anything of the sort #people can and do change #and that transformation can be beautiful #as they give up what they thought was important to them before #for a chance at something BETTER
It’s a filthy goddamn horror show.
You can see it there if you catch her eye
I know she’s brave but its trapped inside
Scared to stop but you don’t know why
tODAY I MADE A TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR A BAGEL
BUT I GOT TOO EXCITED AND STARTED FAVORITING ALL THE TWEETS CONTAINING THE WORLD “BAGEL” SO TWITTER SUSPENDED ME AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I SENT THEM THIS EMAIL
AND THEY FUCKING UNSUSPENDED ME